Happy Birthday Dad

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Happy Birthday Devin

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Happy Birthday wishes going out to Devin "D-Lo" Lowery today! Haven't seen or heard from you in forever so I hope you have a GREAT birthday and hopefully we'll bump into next Christmas! Is it just me or all great people Leo's? LOL!

   
(This is the most recent pic I have of you since I only see you once a year...if that!)

This is perhaps the funniest and saddest story about George Michael ever. The former 80's pop icon and heartthrob to millions of women was caught stepping out from the bushes after having sex with a fat, 58-year-old unemployed van driver whom he had just met in a London park which is notorious for being a gay pick-up spot. For those not familiar with what a "gay pick-up spot" is, it's a place where gay men go to meet other gay men and have random sexual encounters. For whatever reason, public parks seem to be their venues of choice.

The story gets even better or worse depending on what you find entertaining. Michaels (who is worth about $130 million dollars) speed away in his Mercedes coupe while reporters photographed Norman Kirtland, the guy Michaels just made out with in the bushes. Kirkland then hurried to his van where a dingy old mattress was clearly visible in the back. Journalists then tracked Kirkland down at his house the next day where he answered the door completely naked and actually gave an interview about the incident saying....
    

The story is even more bizarre than that but I don't post the whole story on my site so check out the link below....you won't regret it!

• http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml#

I just can't imagine being worth $130 million dollars and doing something as desperate and depraved as this.

Happy Birthday wishes going out to me today! Despite what Barry & Shannon have on their site, today is my 29th birthday! Ha! My big plans for today are simply to work if I feel like it and spend most of the day floating in the pool. Special thanks to Barry & Shannon for the website post and all the pics. I seem to get better looking each year don't I? :-p

(And yes, my dad's birthday was yesterday and mine is today...my future son will be born on the 26th in accordance with prophecy)

Happy Birthday wishes going out to my dear old dad today. Today is his 62nd birthday which means he can now retire and enjoy life! I think he's gonna do that at the end of the year. Sadly I can't be there to celebrate his big day...one of the drawbacks of living so far away. :-(  Another drawback is that I also don't have a lot of recent pics of me and him so I had to use this old one where I made a surprise visit to SoBo and snuck up behind him, hence the funny look at someone grabbing him from behind. He was smiling 2 seconds after this.

Happy Birthday Pops!
(Wish I could be there)

While on a European tour, Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."

TELL 'EM TED!!!!!
  

It was HOT this weekend so we spent all day Saturday floating in our pool and getting very close to getting sun burnt so we should have some killer tans in the next few weeks. I've actually been trying out a pair of tan thru Speedos so hopefully I'm gonna have a nice all over tan, but you won't be seeing any pics of me in my Speedos on here...I can promise you that! Ha-ha!

Saturday night we tried to see Pirates but it was sold out so we saw Lady In The Water instead. I liked it although it was a little drawn out and silly at times. Still a good movie and I'm a sucker for any film by M. Night Shamalan.

Sunday was even HOTTER than Saturday but we got so much sun the day before that we really couldn't lay out again so we beat the heat but going shopping and picking up a few little things here and there. I eventually got in the pool once the sun set. So that was our weekend.

We may try and have a pool party next weekend...we'll see.

This is actually an alligator but Holy Crocodile sounded better...can you see the subtle message in this alligator's scales?

I don't think I've been inside a church in years (holy water tends to burn my skin) but this one in Georgia sounds pretty cool...Cumming First United Methodist Church. And get this...their website domain name is....wait for it...

www.cummingfirst.com

(You know you wanna laugh!)

Being a Pepsi person I normally loathe Coke and their monopoly on the beverage industry but I seem to have found one instance where Coke is acceptable...
  

Sorry, Ritchie, but the pic below is the latest picture we have of you. We've used your high school photo in the past so we couldn't use that again, ya know? Anyway, hope you're having an awesome birthday!  Wish we were there to help you celebrate.   (Hi Steph!)

Happy Birthday wishes going out to Ritchie Brown today. Sorry I won't get to see you at Lakefest this year but be sure and have fun like you did in this Lakefest picture...

Kim put me up to this by the way!
   

The Space Shuttle returned safely to Earth yesterday and someone snapped this great photo of it before touch down. I wanna take a photo like this!

Two Islamic terrorists met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully snuck into the U.S. The first terrorist starts speaking to the other in Arabic. The second terrorist shushes him quickly and whispers: "Mohamed, Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish!"

Courtesy of #1 JimmyPowell.com fan, Kim Wilborn

Let me preface this post by saying this is not an attack on everyday Catholics but rather the Vatican which I find completely and utterly evil in every sense of the word.

Pope Sidious I (a.k.a. Pope Benedict XVI) and his Vatican Sith Lords (a.k.a. Cardinals and Bishops) condemned Israel over the weekend for it's retaliatory attacks against Lebanon and Hezbollah terrorists.
    

Israel has been kicking some major ass for the past few days in response to unprovoked attacks and kidnappings by terrorist groups like Hamas and Hezbollah. I really hope Israel goes all the way and burns Beirut to the ground and retakes the Gaza Strip which they actually gave up in order to have peace with the Palestinians. Ironically, this is the thanks they get. The pull out of Gaza and Beirut and the terrorists launch missile attacks at them from the very pieces of land they voluntarily gave up.

I only wish the United States and our stupid ass president would back them up and hit Iran and Syria who are financing the terrorist groups. I mean, didn't we fight the Nazi's in World War II because they wanted to exterminate the Jews? Isn't that the exact same goal of virtually all Muslims and if so, what makes them any different from Nazi's? And why aren't we just destroying them all?