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Creative
Salesman (Joke)
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
December 5th, 2005 :: 12:24 AM PST ::
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John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not
much of a salesman. He could never find the item the
customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and
warned John that the next sale he missed would be his
last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for
their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not
find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold
the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at
once.
The customer did as John said and then walked outside
and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John
what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find
the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to
take it all at once" John explained.
"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on
the lamp post.
"Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"
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Building vs. Demolition
Crew (Building Wins)
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
December 5th, 2005 :: 12:11 AM PST ::
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Over
the weekend, thousands gathered in Sioux Falls, South
Dakota to watch the demolition of the city's tallest
building...the Zip Feed Mill. Demolition crews rigged
the building with explosives, counted down to zero and
pressed the button. The explosive went off, the building
collapsed a few stories and then stopped. I guess you
could say the building won.
How bad is this for the
demolition crew? Can you say embarrasing?
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Two More
Weeks
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
December 5th, 2005 :: 12:11 AM PST ::
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Only two more weeks till we take off for our annual
Christmas vacation. We'll be flying into Richmond this
year to hang with my bro and his wife before trekking
down to SoBo for Christmas.
For all our east coast peeps...we'll be in SoBo Friday,
December 23rd - Monday December 26th. Not long this year
but I'm sure we'll be out and about Friday and/or
Saturday night. We'll keep you updated.
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Baby
Porcupines
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
December 4th, 2005 :: 11:54 PM PST ::
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I guess my only question is how does the mother give
birth to these? Ouch!

Courtesy of
Shannon Powell
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Sleeping Beauty
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
December 4th, 2005 :: 11:54 PM PST ::
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I
came downstairs Saturday night to catch Kim fast asleep
under a pile of pillows and blankets. We had a long,
busy day and I guess she was a little pooped out. My
sleeping beauty....
:-)
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Chilly Sunset In Redondo
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
December 4th, 2005 :: 11:48 PM PST ::
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It's
finally starting to cool down here in the South Bay.
Feels like "Fall" right now with the air getting chilly
once the sunsets. We were running around most of the day
and happened to be near the pier near sunset so we
decided to stop and watch. Not one of the "prettiest"
sunsets of the year but I don't think there's a such
thing as an ugly sunset here.
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Merry
Christmas From Prilosec
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
December 5th, 2005 :: 4:37 PM PST ::
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I guess the makers of Prilosec OTC (heartburn medicine)
wanted to make opening their product similar to opening
lots of presents on Christmas morning. I got this 28
count box of Prilosec over this weekend and could only
shake my head at the idiocy of putting boxes, inside of
boxes, inside of boxes. Maybe this stuff wouldn't cost
so much if they would eliminate all the redundant
packaging. There's at least 3 unnecessary boxes here.
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Box #1 From
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Inside Box
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Finally,
the product....kinda! |
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Had a similar
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BEST
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS EVER: Part II
Posted by Jimmy :: Wednesday,
November 30th, 2005 :: 12:34 AM PST ::
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The
owners of this house have done another song/lightshow
which is pretty cool. It's not as good as
the original one they did but still pretty
sweet. Clark Griswald would be proud and whenever I get
my first house....you better believe I'm gonna be doing
this kind of stuff. :-) Check 'em both out!
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Need A
Really Sad Hobby?
Posted by Jimmy :: Wednesday,
November 30th, 2005 :: 12:17 AM PST ::
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I
was almost at a loss for words when I ran across this...The
Vacuum Cleaner Collectors Club. This guy is not
only a member...he's the president. And judging from
this photo....probably very lonely! The have a whole
website for people who collect vacuum cleaners, a
quarterly newsletter and even have an annual convention.
Their news page is pretty cool too! I'm joining
today!.........NOT!
http://www.vaccc.com/home.html
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TRULY
Disturbing Links
Posted by Jimmy :: Wednesday,
November 30th, 2005 :: 12:09 AM PST ::
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Not disturbing....just
funny!
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My
First PHP Script
Posted by Jimmy :: Tuesday,
November 28th, 2005 :: 12:19 AM PST ::
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Note: This post will mean nothing to most of you but
some of my fellow tech geeks will appreciate it.
I've been learning a new
programming language as of late and wrote my first PHP
script last nite. I'm working on website for a
restaurant and they wanted to rotate their daily special
on their homepage. I had already built the rest of the
site using PHP includes and decided to try writing a PHP
script to rotate the daily special.
It took me several hours
to get it write because I was actually putting too many
commands in it (echo & print) but once I simplified it,
it started working like a charm. I guess less is more!
Here's the script for anyone that ever wants to rotate
html content on a daily basis. Enjoy Nerds!
<?php
if( date( 'w' ) == 0 ) {
//its sunday
?>
<div>html for sunday special</div>
<?
}
if( date( 'w' ) == 1 ) {
//its monday
?>
<div>html for monday special</div>
<?
}
if( date( 'w' ) == 2 ) {
//its tuesday
?>
<div>html for tuesday special</div>
<?
}
if( date( 'w' ) == 3 ) {
//its wednesday
?>
<div>html for wednesday special</div>
<?
}
if( date( 'w' ) == 4 ) {
//its thursday
?>
<div>html for thursday special</div>
<?
}
if( date( 'w' ) == 5 ) {
//its friday
?>
<div>html for friday special</div>
<?
}
if( date( 'w' ) == 6 ) {
//its saturday
?>
<div>html for saturday special</div>
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Just
Great....I'm Sick!
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
November 28th, 2005 :: 8:17 PM PST ::
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Well I guess being around the "infected" holiday crowds
over the weekend has caused me to come down with
something. I'm not sure if it's just a really bad cold
or the flu yet but either way...I'm sick. That's what I
get for going around actual people...ha-ha!
That's another advantage
I've enjoyed by working from home. I rarely come into
contact with the general public and all their germs and
as such, I haven't been sick in years. I wonder if I'm
going to turn into one of those old guys whose obsessed
with germs? I already wash my hands like 20 times a day.
LOL!
Anyway...I'm not bed ridden yet and will be at my post
(the pc) tomorrow.
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Peter
Griffin Christmas
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
November 28th, 2005 :: 12:49 AM PST ::
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I'm
a HUGE fan of
Family Guy and this next video is a fine
example of the kind of low brow humor that is so funny.
It's Peter Griffin singing some holiday songs that he
clearly doesn't know the words to.
Very funny...I only wish it was longer.
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It's
NOT The Virgin Mary
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
November 28th, 2005 :: 12:32 AM PST ::
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Everyone knows how I feel about the stupidity of the
Muslim religion but I need to give some equal time to
delusions of "some" Catholics this week. For the life of
me I can't figure out why people are always seeing The
Virgin Mary in taco salads, grilled cheese sandwiches or
in weirdly formed bark patterns like the picture below.
IT'S NOT THE VIRGIN MARY! It's not a sign of anything.
It doesn't have healing powers and it can't answer your
prayers. It's just a tree.

Related Sightings:
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The
Snow Had To Go
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
November 28th, 2005 :: 12:32 AM PST ::
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As many of you may have seen over the weekend, I had some
falling snow on my webpage, but it had to go...at least
for the time being. The java script which made it work
conflicted with my rotating pictures and made them stop
rotating. I'll see if I can find another one when I get
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Elf
Watching
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
November 28th, 2005 :: 12:05 AM PST ::
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After a loooooong weekend of holiday decorating and
shopping, we finally crashed on the sofa Sunday night
and watched one of our new holiday favorites
Elf
starring Will Ferrell. Kinda like the
Rudolph special
and
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Decorating The Tree (And Other Stuff)
Posted by Jimmy :: Monday,
November 27th, 2005 :: 12:00 AM PST ::
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After
getting the tree up Saturday night, we spent Sunday
night decorating it and putting up some of our other
Christmas decor. We decided to go for an eclectic look
on our tree this year using every ornament of every
style we have. The main thing we decided was not to use
garland so we have to buy some more ornaments to fill
out the tree some more.
Kim also set up our
Rudolph scene...you know...from the
Rudolph special that
comes on every year. That was always my favorite
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A
Tree For Our Dearly Departed Friend
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
November 27th, 2005 :: 11:55 PM PST ::
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This
is our second year without our good friend Poochie and
we put up a little tree in memory of him this year.
There's not a day that goes by that we don't think about
our old friend and pulling out all of "his" ornaments certainly
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Putting Up The Tree
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
November 27th, 2005 :: 11:50 PM PST ::
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True
to my word, I wasted no time in putting up the tree this
year. The only part of Thanksgiving I was looking
forward to was the day after so I could start decorating
for my favorite holiday. Our tree is one of those
pre-lit (and spinning) ones which takes like 10 minutes
to put together and two hours to fluff out. My hands and
arms were raw by the end of the night.
Someone was trying to be
a Grinch this year and didn't even want to put up a tree
but that "someone" came around in the end. I'm pretty
sure she'll be in the Christmas spirit once she sees her
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Spring
Cleaning In December
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
November 27th, 2005 :: 11:45 PM PST ::
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Much to Kim's chagrin, I insisted on getting the
Christmas tree out this weekend but some good became of
it. Since it was such a nice day outside and we rarely
dig through all our stuff in storage, we decided to
do some "spring cleaning" while we were digging out the
tree. We spent most of the daylight hours weeding out
junk and who knows, we may even have a yard sale next
weekend.
Five years ago during out
first Christmas, we were freezing our tails off in
twenty degree weather (in Virginia of course) picking
out our first tree and here in California we were
breaking a sweat in shorts and tees. I certainly don't
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Sad
News In Washington
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
November 27th, 2005 :: 11:40 PM PST ::
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The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a
Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason; they simply have
not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the
Nation's capitol.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to
fill the stable.
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Honda's "PC" Christmas Commercial
Posted by Jimmy :: Sunday,
November 27th, 2005 :: 11:39 PM PST ::
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I
was watching TV this weekend and saw a Honda commercial
where they had changed the words of "We wish you a Merry
Christmas" to "We wish you a Happy Holiday". Another
example of political correctness gone too far. How
arrogant is it for a Japanese auto maker to advertise
during a Christian based holiday but change the words of
a Christmas carol so as not to offend anyone who's not a
Christian? That makes about as much sense as Hugh Hefner
throwing a Ramadan party at the Playboy mansion.
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